.Just as the sizes of women’s BR*ASTS are
different, the size and shape of the male organ is
different too.
Some pen*ses look cute at sight while some look
really weird and ugly.
Also, while some pen*ses are smooth, others are
curved, some are straight and others are as veiny
as a fitness buff’s muscles..
In this article we’ll discuss the 7 most popular
shapes and how to best use it to please your
woman:
1. The Banana pen*s. This one looks like
your regular banana, bent downward when
erect. It is the most common. To use this
shape, the best position is the missionary
position. It’s natural bend will make it rub
against the clitoris as you thrust, giving her
maximum pleasure.
2. The Carrot pen*s. This one has a small
head and a bigger shaft, just the way your
average carrot looks. From the base, it is
thick, getting thinner towards the top. Use
this for maximum pleasure in the deep
penetration styles like doggy and
missionary. Cowgirl ride and other face-to-
face positions won’t be a bad idea.
3. The Veiny pen*s. This is a rough-rod kind
of pen*s with a lot of thick veins that fill up
when erect. The good thing about this type
is that the bumpy terrain of the pen*s
roughs against the inner walls of the vagina
during thrusting. You can enjoy this type in
any $ex position. A tight vagina will feel the
effect more.
4. The Pencil pen*s. Like a pencil, this one is
straight and slim…long too with no
different between the shaft and the head.
Don’t try man-dominated positions with
this type. It’s best for the woman to take
charge with positions like the cowgirl so
that she can control depth and speed. With
doggy, you can damage her internally
unless you control the thrusting depth well.
Best you go for Moon Rising and Locked
Horns.
5. The Hammer/Mushroom/Umbrella
pen*s. Just like an umbrella, a hammer
and an umbrella, pen*ses in this category
have slim shafts that suddenly become
huge at the head, as if the pen*s is wearing
a cape. Shallow penetrations will bring out
the best in this kind of pen*s. Don’t go too
deep and too fast, unless you’re dealing
with a very wide woman. Also thrust slowly
to touch every corner of the vagina linings
and light up her G-spot.
6. The ‘C’ pen*s. Like its name, it’s shaped
like the letter C, bending to the right when
erect. If the curve is extreme, it could be
as a result of the Peyronie’s disease or
accidents (see doctor!). To use this, try the
spooning position.
7. The ‘Fatty’ pen*s. This pen*s seems like
an obese dwarf. It’s short and very thick/
wide. It may not go deep enough to make
doggy interesting and ma will fill every
nook and cranny of the vagina. Try Rolling
Lake and Serpents Desire.
So what shape is yours, or your boyfriend’s?
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