Thursday, 13 August 2015

5 things women NEVER tell their men

 Okay, we know the most common one: most women
lie about the “O” word. But there are other things
besides that the modern woman lies about. Very
often
THEIR first gig
For most adult women, the first sexual experience is
unforgettable and probably the best ever. Even if
they have not kept in touch with their first man, they
remember him with fondness if he did not leave
them pregnant and stranded with a baby.
But will they ever tell their man this? Never.
Studies show the average woman lies about the age
at which she was disvirgined, adding anything
between 2 and 10 years to the age. For instance, if a
woman got disvirgined at 14, she is likely to put the
figure at 20 to her current man. Men, on the other
hand, openly boast about their earlier sexual
conquests.
That they check out other men
A man might be so close to the girl in his life that he
would point out other women’s body parts that he
finds attractive and everybody would have a good
laugh. On the other hand, a woman would never do
that. If she thinks the guy next door has a cute ass,
she never, ever mentions it to the man in her life.
Not only would she not mention it, she would never
ever even make the blunder of oogling the attractive
derriere when their man is around. Studies show
women make lewd jokes about other men when they
are with girlfriends just as much as men do, and they
even fantasie but are great about hiding it.
That she hates cooking
A few years down the line, many relationships run
into crisis on this account- many many women just do
not like to cook.
In our part of the world, girls are raised not only to
learn how to cook but to happily cook for other
people for the rest of their lives, three times a day.
If they cannot live up to that ‘simple’ responsibility,
they are complete failures, especially in
relationships.
Women are therefore happy to pretend to be kitchen
genies at the beginning of relationships and would
never admit to not just absolutely loving cooking.
Rather, they prefer to give their man the impression
that they live just to feed him as many times as
possible in a day. Unfortunately, that impression is
bound to waste when she insists of going out for
dinner every so often when the relationship is
established.
She feels insulted when he gives her money
Of course nothing makes your man feel grander than
knowing he has met his woman’s need and probably
even exceeded her expectations, especially if he had
to bend over backwards to do it. Studies show the
average woman is actually disappointed almost every
time their man gives them a gift, especially when it is
money.
Truth is, today’s working women have developed very
sophisticated tastes that their men can barely keep
up with, and they are ready to work very hard when
it’s necessary to do so. But would a woman ever
complain her man has not even scratched the surface
when he gives her cash? Never.
She does not trust him
For all her freedoms and liberation, a woman is far
less likely than a man to voice her insecurities in a
relationship that the other way round.
She has watched her mother look the other way
more often than not. She has heard her aunt tell her
uncountable times of how it’s a man’s world. She has
been called names just for showing a flash of
jealousy and she has been told by the census that
there are more women than men.
Her girlfriends are telling her to be wise and hold on
to her straying man and so while he snoops and
snoops and finds nothing, she makes minimal efforts
and finds everything but does she ever mention it?
Never.
The reason that hot new househelp gets a shaven
head and the girlfriend is told jokingly to do her top
buttons up is not because she does not trust her
girlfriend or the maid but because she certainly does
not trust her man.
Her man might ask the question a dozen times-
“honey, do you trust me?” and her answer would be a
big fat lying “Yes”

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